Bosom buddies

A picture's worth a thousand words... It's very important to have the right sort of pillow or you'll get a stiff neck. I begged them - blue or green or brown or red or black - but pink?! I love my cardi... And I love surfing the net in my cardi... Exuse me - can't a cat get a bit of privacy around here? Dignity? I told them cats don't need baths! I've got a secret sock fetish - but don't tell anyone. Who needs a posh bed when I can sleep in this lovely box? Um - you're, like, in my personal space. This ear's so dirty - didn't your mum teach you how to wash?